tonight's the work holiday party. am i stoked? no. am i going? sure. last year's party, as expected, i got wasted and had unprotected sex with the best looking of my co-workers (that part was unexpected). this year will be quite different. for one thing i'm not getting wasted. not even sure if i should have a beer as it may spiral out of control. i have to work tomorrow. being hung over will make it unbearable. normally i do not have a drinking problem but in social situations, especially work-related, family or the possibility of seeing an ex i can't stop and that just makes it worse. if i don't end up embarrassing myself at the event i'll just feel like a total wreck at home. so, no drinking tonight.
the temp. finally dropped. freezing. am i still biking? you're goddamn right.
the dong in the picture glows in the dark, and it's not mine.

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