last night was the first time i had an uncut. i mean, i think it was. i couldn't really see. but it felt different. to which my response was awesome. i was also in true form when moments before my pants came off, when there's the understanding between both parties that they will, i said:
"Uhh..I gotta tell you something."
dude: "ok..."
me: "well, i don't know how to say this.....uh....i'm...not all...female"
which took a minute, all drawn out with a lot of sighing.
dude: ".....uh, ok."
then i busted out laughing. hysterically. and thus he realized i was joking. it was the height of my comedic career.
good times.
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